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$1 FOR EACH - DUMB F*CKING - QUESTION YOU ASK
$48.95 CAD
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Consider this your human FAQ page. If you're tired of answering the same ridiculous questions over and over, this hoodie is your new best friend. It's like a swear jar, but way more satisfying.
Perfect for teachers, retail workers, IT professionals, parents, or anyone who's ever been asked "Is this the bathroom?" while standing next to a door that clearly says BATHROOM. Wear it to work, wear it to family gatherings, wear it anywhere people ask questions they already know the answer to.
What You're Getting:
- Heavy blend hoodie—50% cotton, 50% polyester for ultimate comfort
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Air jet yarn reduces pilling so it stays looking fresh
- Front pouch pocket for collecting your imaginary dollars
- Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a snug fit
Pro tip: Point to the hoodie instead of answering. Let them do the math. You'll either get silence or an apology. Either way, you win.