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  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
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  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
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  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
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IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK

IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES - I'D BE SKINNY - F*CKITY F*CK F*CK

$48.95 CAD
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Finally, a workout plan you can stick to. If cursing counted as cardio, you'd be in the best shape of your life. This hoodie celebrates your dedication to the most underrated form of exercise: creative profanity.

Perfect for anyone who's ever stubbed their toe and burned 500 calories in one sentence, or for those who believe that swearing is just aggressive vocabulary. If your mouth has a gym membership, this hoodie is your official uniform.

What You're Getting:

  • Heavy blend hoodie—50% cotton, 50% polyester for maximum comfort
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
  • Air jet yarn reduces pilling so it stays looking fresh
  • Front pouch pocket for your phone, snacks, or more swear words
  • Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for that perfect fit

Fair warning: Wearing this hoodie may increase your swearing frequency by 47%. Side effects include laughter, high-fives from strangers, and the sudden urge to stub your toe just to test the theory.

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