WHAT HAPPENS ON SANTA'S LAP STAYS ON SANTA'S LAP
What happens on Santa's lap is nobody's business.
This cheeky holiday shirt is for anyone who's ever wondered what really goes down during those mall Santa visits. It's bold, it's provocative, and it's guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eye) at your next holiday party.
Available as a premium t-shirt or cozy hoodieโbecause the holidays are all about staying warm while stirring up trouble.
Product Details
- Premium comfort: Soft cotton-poly blend that feels great all season long
- Bold holiday humor: Cheeky, provocative, and unapologetically funny
- Perfect for: Ugly sweater parties, Secret Santa gifts, or making your family uncomfortable at Christmas dinner
- Quality construction: Durable fabric with reinforced stitching
The holidays are supposed to be fun, so why not wear something that reflects your sense of humor? Grab yours and bring some inappropriate cheer to the season.