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EVEREST - THAT'S A REALLY BIG MOUNTAIN
$48.95 CAD
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Understatement of the century. For those who appreciate the absurdity of stating the obvious with deadpan confidence, this hoodie is your spirit animal.
Perfect for the sarcastic soul, the geography nerd with a sense of humor, or anyone who loves a good anti-climactic punchline. It's not deep—it's just hilariously accurate.
What You're Getting:
- Heavy blend hoodie—50% cotton, 50% polyester for maximum comfort
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Air jet yarn reduces pilling so it stays looking fresh
- Front pouch pocket for your phone, snacks, or existential thoughts
- Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for that perfect fit
Pro tip: Wear this when someone's being overly dramatic about something minor. Let the hoodie do the talking. Everest is big. Their problem? Not so much.