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  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES WE'D ALL BE FOOK'N SHREDDED
  • IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES WE'D ALL BE FOOK'N SHREDDED
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IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES WE'D ALL BE FOOK'N SHREDDED

IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES WE'D ALL BE FOOK'N SHREDDED

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Finally, a fitness plan we can all stick to.

If swearing actually burned calories, we'd all be walking around looking like Greek gods. Since it doesn't (unfortunately), at least you can wear this hoodie and dream about the shredded physique your potty mouth should've earned you by now.

Why you need this:

  • Hilarious truth that every foul-mouthed person can relate to
  • Premium heavyweight blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester) for maximum comfort
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawstring to keep you cozy
  • Air jet yarn construction = softer feel, less pilling, more swearing
  • Front pouch pocket for snacks (because swearing doesn't actually burn calories, sadly)
  • Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for that perfect fit

The vibe: Funny, relatable, and unapologetically honest. For everyone who's ever thought their colorful vocabulary should count as cardio.

Perfect for the gym (ironic), lazy Sundays (realistic), or anywhere you want to make people laugh while secretly wishing this was actually true.

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