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I'M NOT LOST - I JUST LIKE ESCAPING
$48.95 CAD
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Sometimes you're not lost—you're strategically avoiding reality. This hoodie is for the wanderers, the daydreamers, and anyone who's ever taken the long way home just to avoid going back to adulting.
Perfect for introverts who need an excuse to disappear, adventurers who refuse to use GPS, or anyone who's ever said "I'm fine" while actively plotting their escape from a social situation. It's not avoidance, it's self-care.
What You're Getting:
- Heavy blend hoodie—50% cotton, 50% polyester for cozy comfort
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring (perfect for hiding)
- Air jet yarn reduces pilling so it stays looking fresh
- Front pouch pocket for your phone, snacks, or escape plan
- Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for that perfect fit
Real talk: Wear this when you need people to understand that you're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route away from your responsibilities. They'll get it.