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MY FOOKS HAVE RUNNETH DRY
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MY FOOKS HAVE RUNNETH DRY

$42.00 CAD
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When your fook supply hits empty, you need the world to know.

This isn't just a statement—it's a declaration. A warning. A vibe. MY FOOKS HAVE RUNNETH DRY is for those days when you've officially run out of patience, pretense, and politeness. Zero fooks left to give, and you're wearing it loud.

Why you need this:

  • Premium comfort meets bold attitude—soft cotton-poly blend that feels as good as it looks
  • Available as a classic tee or cozy hoodie (because sometimes you need to hide from the world while making a statement)
  • Perfect for Mondays, awkward family dinners, or literally any day you're done
  • Conversation starter, mood setter, boundary enforcer—all in one

Wear it to work (if you dare), wear it to brunch, wear it while you ignore your phone. This is your official uniform for the zero-fooks-given lifestyle.

Fair warning: People will ask where you got it. You're not obligated to tell them. Your fooks have runneth dry, remember?

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